My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
