no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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