my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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