brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think I died a long time ago.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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