On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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