exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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