It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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