Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
How external is "for external use only"?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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