I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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