So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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