After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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