it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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