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Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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