that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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