So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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