so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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