We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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