help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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