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haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
did i just pee glitter
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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