I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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