is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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