I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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