I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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