did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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