he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm both gender and math confused
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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