Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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