You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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