thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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