i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I need moral support for this bender
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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