Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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