He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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