so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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