STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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