how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Randomize
