whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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