have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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