Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I got inside last night via doggy door
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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