Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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