oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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