I forgot how hot balto sounded
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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I need you to use more vowels.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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