Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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