Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
