so explain again why im purple
no
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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