I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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