he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
is wine microwaveable?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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