happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Randomize