Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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