they need to just BURY HIM!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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