if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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