One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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