I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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