sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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